Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

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Aretha Johnson
Whether she's your "girl friend" or your "girlfriend," these questions are sure to make her smile! :D
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If you were a vegetable, which one would you be and why?

Have you ever tried to lick your elbow? Go on, give it a try now!

If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the most sarcastic?

If you could replace handshakes with one gesture, what would it be?

If you had a pet dragon, what would you name it?

If your life was a sitcom, what would the title be?

Which Disney villain do you secretly root for?

What's your spirit emoji?

If you were a superhero, what would your not-so-superpower be?

If you had to replace your hands with objects, what objects would you choose?

Do you ever dance even when there's no music playing?

If you were a wrestler, what would your entrance theme song be?

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

If you could only eat one type of cheese for the rest of your life, which would it be?

If you had to be stuck in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?

Would you rather always have to sing rather than speak or dance everywhere you went?

If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be?

Would you rather always wear clown shoes or a clown wig?

What's the weirdest smell you actually like?

If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If you could be a character from any movie, who would you be?

If you had to pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?

What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

If you were a ghost, where would you haunt?

If you could only talk in song lyrics, which song would you use?

Have you ever tried to do the worm dance?

If you could only eat food that rhymes with your name, what would you eat?

Would you rather have a unicorn horn or a squirrel tail?

What's the weirdest talent you have?

If you could have dinner with any three fictional characters, who would they be?

If you could breed two animals to make a new one, what would they be?

If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

If you could only wear one type of shoes for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?

Would you rather never be able to express yourself through dance or never be able to laugh?

What's the most unusual job you can think of?

If you were a type of jeans, what kind would you be?

What's the funniest nickname you've ever been given?

If you had to be one age forever, what age would you choose?

If you had to delete one app from your phone, which one would cause you the most heartbreak?

What food have you never tried but would really like to?

If you could only watch one movie genre for the rest of your life, what would it be?

If you could turn any activity into an Olympic sport, what would it be?

If you were a scent, what would you be?

Would you rather always sound like you're joking or always sound like you're serious?

If you could be any mythical creature, which would you choose?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done for fun?

If you were a pizza, what toppings would you have?

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever bought?

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which one would it be?

What's the most useless talent you have?

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?

If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?

What's your zombie apocalypse plan?

If you had to switch lives with a cartoon character, who would it be?

If you could only communicate using GIFs, which one would you use the most?

If you were a cocktail, which one would you be?

If you had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what would it be?

If you could only eat foods that were one color, which color would you choose?

If you were a flavor, which one would you be?

Would you rather always be slightly over-dressed or always be slightly under-dressed?

If you could have dinner with any three people (dead or alive), who would they be?

If you had a time machine, would you go back in time or visit the future?

Would you rather have a permanently clogged nose or a piece of green food always stuck in your teeth?

What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

If you could live in any sitcom, which one would it be?

What's the silliest thing you've ever gotten emotional over?

If you had a magic wand, what would you use it for?

If you could choose one superpower but it had to be utterly useless, what would it be?

If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?

Have you ever tried to scream with your mouth full of food?

What would you do if you found out your life was a reality TV show?

If you could have dinner with any three fictional characters, who would you pick?

Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig?

What would your pet say about you if someone interviewed them?

How would you react if aliens landed and they were only 3 inches tall?

If fruits had personalities, which would be the most conceited?

What's the silliest dance move you’ve ever pulled off?

Have you ever tried using telepathy to get someone to do something?

Which animal do you think you were in a past life?

If you could replace one body part with a super gadget, which part would it be and what gadget would you choose?

If there was a food Olympics, which food would win the gold?

What is your spirit vegetable?

If you were given the chance to rename the colors of your crayon box, what names would you come up with?

How would you sell hot cocoa in the Sahara?

If you were a superhero, what mundane tasks would you use your superpowers for?

What's the weirdest thing you've ever used as a bookmark?

If you had a remote with only two buttons – 'cause drama' and 'solve drama' – how often would you use each?

PUBLISHED: Sep 11, 2023
Written By
Aretha Johnson
Passionate storyteller and lyricist, I'm Aretha — capturing life's moments, one verse at a time. ✌️
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