Friends: Therapists you can drink with.
Best friends don't let you do silly things... alone.
We're the kind of friends who don't know "too much information."
A friend is someone who listens to your stories. A best friend has lived them with you.
Good friends offer advice. Real friends offer snacks.
Friendship is finding that one person you can be as weird with as yourself.
We're not just friends. We're like a small gang.
You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small clique.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
If my jokes offend you:
1. I'm sorry.
2. It won't happen again.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. You're my friend. Get used to it.
With friends like mine, who needs enemies?
Best friends don't care if your room is a mess. They care if you have food.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Good friends will share an umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell, "Run!"
My imaginary friend says that you have mental problems.
We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.
You think I'm crazy? Wait till you meet my friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people... together.
You're not truly best friends until you've had a fight over something stupid.
We'll be best friends forever because you know too much.
Friendship is born when one person says to another, "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Best friends: they know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Some people talk to you in their free time, and some people free their time to talk to you.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing they'll never be seen again.
True friends don't clean up their rooms before you come over.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
I love that our effortless friendship matches my inability to answer messages on time.
We'll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.
Real friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
You're the "She" to my "Nanigans."
Friends never ask for food. Best friends are the reason you have no food.
I hope we're good friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and scare people.
We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall, I laugh, then I fall too because I was laughing so hard.
You're my Nemo. If you get lost in the great, big ocean, I'll find you.
Good friends discuss their love lives. Best friends discuss poop.
Life is short. Spend it with friends who make you laugh and feel loved.
Finding friends with the same disorder: priceless!
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because, you know, my hair.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but maybe the leg.
Best friends: they know where you've been, what you ate, and how you felt about it.
A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out. A best friend is in the cell next to you saying, "Wasn't that fun?"
We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
True friendship: Walking into their house and having your WiFi connect automatically.
Best friends know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
Our laughter is limitless. Our memories are countless. Our friendship is endless.
Best friends don't question why you're injured. They just hold the door and say, "Run!"
Friends help you find important things when you lose them. Like your smile, hope, and courage.
A friend knows all your stories. A best friend helps you write them.
When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, "You're really weird."
A good friend would offer you an umbrella. A best friend would take yours and shout, "Run, loser, run!"
When you have crazy friends, you have everything you'll ever need.
Friendship is... being equally annoying.
I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it.
You're the friend I'd feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.
If we're on a road trip and you fall asleep in the car, I'll make sure you're nicely tucked in the trunk.
You drink too much. You swear too much. You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "That was fun."
Your friendship means a lot to me.
Mainly because you know too many of my secrets.
We're more than best friends. We're like a really small, dysfunctional gang.
If I cut you off, chances are, you gave me the scissors.
Friends buy you a lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking, "If anyone heard us, we'd be in a mental hospital."
Your craziness is not wasted on me. I'm convinced we're friends because our weirdness is compatible.
Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
