Funny Baby Registry Poem

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By:

Martin Dejnicki

1 min read

Outsource to Dad

A smart baby registry,

is certainly key,

get ready for poop,

and plenty of pee.

Speaking of smart,

Baby Einstein has tunes,

start with the classics,

before she learns about moons.

Babies are cute,

but man do they poop,

use a Munchkin diaper pail,

for pebbles or soup.

But first you will need,

a good changing pad,

go soak your feet,

and outsource to dad.

by Martin Dejnicki

PUBLISHED: Oct 05, 2023

Written By

Martin Dejnicki

I enjoy writing simple rhyming poetry that people can easily share with their loved ones. I live in Toronto with my loving wife and two curious, adventure-seeking daughters.

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