Funny Friendship Quotes

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Martin Dejnicki
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1 in every 77 friendships are identical. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends come in different shapes and sizes. - by Martin Dejnicki

Good friends often share the same taste in music. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends have a very big mouth. - by Martin Dejnicki

Occasionally, even the best of friends get into minor disputes. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are trickier to maneuver. - by Martin Dejnicki

Only the closest of friends share the same hair products. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are not by choice. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are fueled by attitude. - by Martin Dejnicki

Only the dearest of friends willingly share donkeys. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends will give you the blues. - by Martin Dejnicki

I don't need friends. I just need a rake. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are prehistoric. - by Martin Dejnicki

Among the most successful friendships is the combo between the silent type who listens like a monk and the professional speaker who vocally surpasses even the birds. - by Martin Dejnicki

We all begin life with zero friends. If we try really hard to royally mess up for the next 80 years, we have a decent shot at going full circle. - by Martin Dejnicki

Every group of friends has that one person who just knows how to dress really well. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are stressful. - by Martin Dejnicki

A lot of friendships begin over a common meal. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are sweeter than pumpkin pie. - by Martin Dejnicki

Many groups of friends follow a strict hierarchy. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships will make your head spin. - by Martin Dejnicki

Effectively juggling friendships is a precision art. - by Martin Dejnicki

For some friends, excessive curiosity could be dangerous. - by Martin Dejnicki

Don't be too quick to judge a prospective friend. Take a closer look instead. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are simply not worth it. - by Martin Dejnicki

Beware of friends with baggage. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends are always ready to dance. - by Martin Dejnicki

Avoid friends with bad breath like the plague. Unless of course you don't mind smelling an ass all day. - by Martin Dejnicki

When friends yawn it means they're not listening. - by Martin Dejnicki

Dumb looks are contagious among friends. - by Martin Dejnicki

Don't forget to continuously remind your friends on how they could improve. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends think alike. - by Martin Dejnicki

It's funny how we claim that we didn't see the road signs, yet we could spot a close friend from miles away. - by Martin Dejnicki

It's always easier to workout with a good friend. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends have the ability to blow your mind away. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends have a slightly different perspective. - by Martin Dejnicki

A fake friend will instantly become small when it's time to pay for the bill. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships need to go. - by Martin Dejnicki

High maintenance friends are rarely worth more than pennies on the dollar. We recommend you simply cut your loses. - by Martin Dejnicki

There's no such thing as 'friendly' competition. - by Martin Dejnicki

True friends are always happy to share in the prize. - by Martin Dejnicki

A true friend will always support you when you're constipated. - by Martin Dejnicki

Sometimes, friends just can't look each other in the eyes. - by Martin Dejnicki

Dancing is the most important skill in the art of friendship. - by Martin Dejnicki

True friendships will take your breath away. - by Martin Dejnicki

Sometimes even a good friend will be filled with bull$&!%. - by Martin Dejnicki

Good friends never shy away from a friendly wager. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends often put their heads together to a find a better solution. - by Martin Dejnicki

I always trust my friends recommendations when looking to buy a new laptop. - by Martin Dejnicki

I replaced all my friends with Siri. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends are nuts. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends are cuter than others. - by Martin Dejnicki

Avoid friends who cause migraines. - by Martin Dejnicki

No friend will ever be left out with the invention of the selfie stick. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends are a bit slow in adopting email. - by Martin Dejnicki

Recently, my friends got me hooked on the latest technologies. I really love how the Underwood Standard Typewriter focuses on typography at the core of its OS. - by Martin Dejnicki

Stop texting so much and just give your friends a call. - by Martin Dejnicki

A true friend will not judge your means of transportation. - by Martin Dejnicki

It's sad how most of us will have more cell phones in our lifetime than friends. - by Martin Dejnicki

A few years ago our shared experiences with friends were stored in simple shoe boxes. Now we just store selfies in our universal high tech shoeboxes. - by Martin Dejnicki

Looking at a friend in the eyes when communicating is a thing of the past. - by Martin Dejnicki

Good friendships come with colorful stories. - by Martin Dejnicki

Picnics with friends are magical and rare. - by Martin Dejnicki

Always help out a friend if she's having car problems. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends need to consolidate their inboxes. - by Martin Dejnicki

When I was growing up we got excited whenever DOS had enough memory to load our games. These days, they only get excited when their Apple stocks soar. - by Martin Dejnicki

The one benefit of always being late to those friendship gatherings is there's a very good chance you will also be late to your own funeral. - by Martin Dejnicki

Maybe one fay we will stumble upon the motivation and curiosity to write a friend a letter which actually contains a few real paragraphs with no autocorrect in sight. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends have been replaced with working late. - by Martin Dejnicki

Back in the day, my friends and I used to listen to music though one of these. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends always know where to meet to discuss their next plan of attack. - by Martin Dejnicki

My friends used to stare at their cell phones when talking with me. Now they are staring at their watches. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends prefer dumbphones. - by Martin Dejnicki

Naturally, some of your friends will be a bit brighter than the pack. - by Martin Dejnicki

Just like friends, it takes time o find the right pair of shoes. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends should not have to knock. - by Martin Dejnicki

A new friendship is like a blank canvas. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friends dig each other. - by Martin Dejnicki

One of my closest friends allowed me to grow a garden on top of his bachelor suite. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some of my more urban friends prefer concrete over grass. - by Martin Dejnicki

I had a lawyer friend who legally ended our friendship. - by Martin Dejnicki

At least once in your lifetime you will have a friend who will screw you over. - by Martin Dejnicki

Never judge a friend by the size of his office. But rather its character. - by Martin Dejnicki

Friendships without wine is like the sea without water. In the long run it just wont work. - by Martin Dejnicki

Only the most patient of friends will wait while you are getting ready. - by Martin Dejnicki

Chocolate was invented as a gift for friends. - by Martin Dejnicki

In some cases, friendships need to be ironed out. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some of my friends birthday's are a bit more difficult to get to. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some of my more urban friends prefer concrete over grass. - by Martin Dejnicki

When friendships are not properly groomed, they get hairy. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends work so hard they just need a day off. - by Martin Dejnicki

Good friends love to chat. - by Martin Dejnicki

A good friend knows how to make us smile. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends are timeless. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friendships are fishy. - by Martin Dejnicki

Some friends know how to chill. - by Martin Dejnicki

In time you will become just like your friends. - by Martin Dejnicki

We all have at least one friend who's a genuine prick. - by Martin Dejnicki

Don't be so hard on friends who experience difficulty with aging gracefully. - by Martin Dejnicki

Sometimes, friends end up on the wrong side of the law. - by Martin Dejnicki
PUBLISHED: Oct 09, 2023
Written By
Martin Dejnicki
I enjoy writing simple rhyming poetry that people can easily share with their loved ones. I live in Toronto with my loving wife and two curious, adventure-seeking daughters.
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