Funny Love Quotes

Tags:
By:
Martin Dejnicki
2 min read
Just like one-way roads, one-way love is painful.

I looked deep into her beautiful dark eyes, she smiled and left the subway. I took 5 minutes to recover and tried again.

True love farts anywhere.

The love of my life smells like a fish, he must stop playing those games, it's all that I wish.

In most cases, love at first sight takes years to evolve.

We fell in love instantly, she offered to pay. I went for the bait, now she owns everyday.

When they were younger they would walk and chat in the park. Now, they walk in silence to the casino.

In the long-run, the key to keeping women satisfied is through delicious dishes.

Since the cost of romance is growing three times faster than inflation, I'm beginning to question it as a long-term investment.

The secret to online dating is the ability to apply advanced search queries and filter through lies.

On a first date, men should avoid leaving their phones in their jean pockets.

A hundred years ago, just one "I love you" per month via telephone was enough to sustain a relationship. Now, if you're averaging under 10 a day via text they'll send you to s shrink for being cold.

All my friends were shocked when they heard I was engaged. 10 months later, they were even more shocked that she didn't come to her senses.

All my friends were shocked when they heard I was engaged. 10 months later, they were even more shocked that she didn't come to her senses.
PUBLISHED: Oct 11, 2023
Written By
Martin Dejnicki
I enjoy writing simple rhyming poetry that people can easily share with their loved ones. I live in Toronto with my loving wife and two curious, adventure-seeking daughters.
Comments
Add a comment here...
Related Posts
5 Humorous Love Poems to Brighten Your Day
Nov 18, 2023 • 4 min read
5 Humorous Love Poems to Brighten Your Day

This collection of five light-hearted and humorous love poems explores romance in a variety of everyday scenarios. The first poem, "Love in the Checkout Line," depicts a whimsical encounter between two people in a grocery store. "Socks and Romance" humorously equates the act of pairing socks with the meticulous care of a loving relationship. "The Gamer's Love Sonnet" portrays a couple's affection for each other through their shared passion for video games. In "Culinary Love," the kitchen becomes a place of playful and loving interaction between two people cooking together. Finally, "Ballad of the Dog-Walking Lovers" captures the blossoming romance between two dog owners whose paths cross during their daily walks. Each poem follows an ABCB rhyming scheme and offers a charming take on finding love in the quirks of daily life.

Tariq Bennett
AT THE END OF TIME - ALEXIS KARPOUZOS
Nov 17, 2023 • 2 min read
AT THE END OF TIME - ALEXIS KARPOUZOS

I know that our efforts all come to nothing.

Alexis karpouzos
EARTH AND SKY - ALEXIS KARPOUZOS
Nov 09, 2023 • 1 min read
EARTH AND SKY - ALEXIS KARPOUZOS

The earth ponders

Alexis karpouzos