Funny Valentine’s Day Poem

My Love is GIGANTIC

Good morning sweetheart,

on this Valentine’s Day.

We don’t need much,

just a barn and some hay.

Most want this day,

to be classy romantic.

The love in my heart,

is more than GIGANTIC!

You bring joy to my life,

each day of the year.

Our romantic dinner will include,

french fries and beer.

I don’t intend,

to be lazy nor cheap.

But rather creative,

our waiter’s a sheep.

This Valentine’s Day,

will surely be sweet.

I promise to rub,

your stinky small feet.

My love for you,

is always GIGANTIC.

I have the rest of the day,

to be sweet and romantic.

by Martin Dejnicki