Funny Poems for Kids

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Maya Thompson
Dive into a world of giggles and fun! Share these playful poems I've crafted with your little ones or let them discover the magic on their own. Perfect for tiny adventurers and big imaginations!
5 min read
Table of contents
Monster Under the Bed
The Jumpy Jelly Bean
Socks that Talk
Floating Fluffy Pancakes
The Dancing Broccoli
Sneezing Spaghetti
Dinosaur in My Pocket
Moon's Ice Cream Dream
The Bubble's Giggle
Chocolate River Ride
Naughty Notebook
Tickling Toothbrush
Hungry Hat
The Cuddly Cactus
Whistling Walrus
Wobbly Waffle Wonders
Cheeky Cheese Chase
Rainbow's Silly Slippers
Giraffe's Giggly Guitar
Popping Popcorn Party
Zebra's Zigzag Zippers
Snoring Snail's Surprise
Bouncing Banana Boats
Turtles' Tickling Ties
Penguins' Pancake Parade
Llama's Lively Lollipops
Frogs' Funny Footwear
Whimsical Whales' Whiskers
Otters' Orange Orchestra
Buzzy Bee's Breakfast

Monster Under the Bed

There's a monster under my bed,

With thirteen eyes and a big red head.

But when I peeked, guess what I saw?

Just my teddy, and a single straw!

The Jumpy Jelly Bean

I met a jelly bean, so jumpy and bright,

Dancing on the table, oh, what a sight!

With a tiny top hat and shoes so neat,

Tap-tapping away with his candy feet!

Socks that Talk

My socks whispered secrets, late at night,

Arguing which one was too tight.

The left said, "I'm cool", the right said, "I rock",

Oh, hush now socks, it's time for the clock!

Floating Fluffy Pancakes

Pancakes floating, up in the sky,

With syrupy wings, watch them fly!

Flipping and flopping, they drift so high,

Until a bird takes a nibble... oh my!

The Dancing Broccoli

Mr. Broccoli, green and tall,

Danced at the veggie ball.

He twirled and spun, without a fall,

The king of the salad hall!

Sneezing Spaghetti

My spaghetti sneezed on my plate,

Making a mess, oh great!

It wriggled its noodles, said, "Sorry, mate!",

Guess dinner will be a bit late!

Dinosaur in My Pocket

I've got a tiny dino, right in my pocket,

Roaring and munching on a chocolate locket.

He's small and cute, no need to fear,

Just don't let him nibble on your ear!

Moon's Ice Cream Dream

The moon dreamed of ice cream, so sweet and cool,

Scooping up stars, in the cosmic pool.

Licking comets and meteorites,

What a delicious spacey delight!

The Bubble's Giggle

A bubble rose, with a shimmering wiggle,

And every time it moved, it let out a giggle.

It floated around, without a care,

Tickling everyone, here and there!

Chocolate River Ride

I jumped in a river, made of choco delight,

Swirling and twirling, oh, what a sight!

Riding on candy boats, so spry and light,

It was a dreamy, creamy, sugary flight!

Naughty Notebook

My notebook's been naughty, playing tricks so sly,

Hiding my homework, making me sigh.

But with doodles and drawings, it made me smile,

Guess it's forgiven, at least for a while!

Tickling Toothbrush

My toothbrush tickles, every morning and night,

Making my teeth shine, so sparkly and bright.

With a dance and a swish, and a giggly song,

Brushing has never been so fun and long!

Hungry Hat

I have a hat, that eats my hair,

Every time I wear, it gives a glare.

But with a burp and a chuckle, it's quite neat,

Just needs a dessert - maybe my feet!

The Cuddly Cactus

I hugged a cactus, thinking it's a tree,

Ouch! It pricked, but then hugged me.

Though a bit spiky, and quite wacky,

It's the warmest plant, trust me!

Whistling Walrus

There’s a walrus who loves to whistle,

While floating on ice, or eating a thistle.

With big tusks and a song so merry,

He's the jolliest fellow in the chilly berry!

Wobbly Waffle Wonders

Waffles wobbling on a tightrope line,

Dripping with syrup, oh, how divine!

Tumbling and turning, they make a fine rhyme,

Breakfast circus, it's showtime!

Cheeky Cheese Chase

Cheese wheels rolling down the lane,

Chasing mice, causing such a strain.

Laughing and leaping, it's all a fun race,

Who will win? It's a cheesy embrace!

Rainbow's Silly Slippers

Rainbow wore slippers, colorful and bright,

Tripped on a cloud, gave stars a fright.

But with a giggle and a shimmering slide,

It danced across the sky, full of pride!

Giraffe's Giggly Guitar

Giraffe strummed a guitar, so long and lean,

Playing tunes while munching on green.

With a neck so stretchy and chords so spry,

Music reached the birds up high!

Popping Popcorn Party

Popcorn popping, a jolly sound,

Bouncing and leaping all around.

Throwing a party, in the microwave so nifty,

Each kernel jumping, oh so shifty!

Zebra's Zigzag Zippers

Zebra had zippers, zigzagging on stripes,

Every time he moved, there were funny gripes.

Unzipping patterns, what a sight to behold,

Black and white stories, humorously told!

Snoring Snail's Surprise

Snail snoozed soundly, shell so tight,

Dreaming of racing, with all his might.

With a yawn and a stretch, feeling so wise,

He won the race, oh, what a surprise!

Bouncing Banana Boats

Bananas turned boats, on a fruity sea,

Sailing with oranges, as jolly as can be.

Waving their peels, in the tropical sun,

This fruit adventure is second to none!

Turtles' Tickling Ties

Turtles wore ties, colorful and spruce,

Tickling their chins, oh so loose.

Walking in fashion, slow and steady,

Looking so dapper, always ready!

Penguins' Pancake Parade

Penguins parading, with pancakes on beak,

Flipping and tossing, a snowy peak.

Waddling in rhythm, to a chilly beat,

Antarctic breakfast, isn't it neat?

Llama's Lively Lollipops

Llama licked lollipops, large and sweet,

Twirling them around, dancing on four feet.

With a sugary twirl, and a happy hop,

Llama's candy fiesta, will never stop!

Frogs' Funny Footwear

Frogs wore shoes, on each webbed toe,

Jumping in puddles, putting on a show.

Splish, splash, and a ribbit so loud,

These amphibian antics draw quite a crowd!

Whimsical Whales' Whiskers

Whales with whiskers, isn’t it wild?

Blowing water, like a playful child.

Swishing tails, with a splashy grin,

Ocean's big wonders, with a hint of spin!

Otters' Orange Orchestra

Otters organized an orchestra, on the shore,

Playing seashells, and so much more.

With a wave as a conductor, and fishy applause,

Their melodies are met without a pause!

Buzzy Bee's Breakfast

Bee buzzed briskly, breakfast in sight,

Flowers full of nectar, oh so right!

Sipping and humming, in the morning sun,

Starting the day, full of fun!

PUBLISHED: Oct 17, 2023
Written By
Maya Thompson
Brooklyn's own keen observer🔎 ✒️Turns city vibes and heartfelt moments into compelling prose.
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