Graduation: where you trade the agony of finals for the thrill of unpaid internships.
Walking across the stage was the second hardest walk of my life, after the one to the fridge during study nights.
Just remember, your degree is basically a receipt for an education you barely remember.
They say college is where you find yourself, but I'm still looking under the couch cushions.
Did you know 'alma mater' means 'bountiful mother'? No wonder tuition costs an arm and a leg.
I can't believe I paid a fortune to make PowerPoint presentations for 4 years.
Graduation: The day your parents stop paying your bills and start sending you 'good luck' texts.
The tassel was worth the hassle... now where's the pizza?
I’m 10% proud and 90% relieved that my ability to BS my way through exams has finally paid off.
Now that I've graduated, I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't have majored in Philosophy.
Graduated and still clueless, but with fancier paper to prove it.
Throwing my cap into the air: $0. Getting it back: $150 replacement fee.
Real world, here I come! But can I bring my laundry back on weekends?
Congratulations on finishing the easiest part of adult life!
Mom, Dad, thanks for all the financial and emotional support. I promise my next startup will be a success!
As a fresh graduate, I’m ready to face the world – one nap at a time.
Today, I'm a peacock spreading my wings; tomorrow, I'll probably be a pigeon looking for breadcrumbs.
Graduating means finally knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.
I’ve mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open during lectures, a skill I'm told does not apply to board meetings.
After graduation, the diploma helps you earn money, but the student ID was so much better at saving it.
Cap and grown: The adult world’s way of saying, 'welcome to the costume party that never ends.'
My degree is a fancy way of saying I'm good at taking multiple-choice questions.
I decided to wear a funny hat and call it "education."
Dear Diploma, thanks for the journey. Now, can I exchange you for a refund?
Today's forecast: 100% chance of me asking if you're hiring.
Looking forward to the day when my Instagram bio changes from 'student' to 'still figuring it out.'
I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen Batman at a graduation ceremony?
Four years of college and the most I’ve learned is how to spin a book on my finger.
Turning my textbooks into a bonfire to signal passing planes that I'm ready for rescue from adulthood.
The 'Freshman 15' was a piece of cake. It's the 'Senior 40' that really sneaks up on you.
After today, using my student discount is going to require some serious acting skills.
I've got a degree, but my favorite professor was the 'mute' button on Zoom.
Welcome to the real world—where every day is a Monday and 'Spring Break' is just two words in a dictionary.
Cap's off to me for surviving countless group projects and still wanting to work with humans.
The only thing that commences after commencement is my Netflix subscription.
Turns out my most expensive piece of paper is a diploma, not a concert ticket.
Saying I majored in Netflix and minored in Chill wasn't as funny at the job interview as it was in the dorms.
Graduated with honors: summa cum late to every class.
Dear future employers, please interpret my degree as 'highly decorated problem-solver.'
My gown may be flowy, but let's not breeze over the fact that I'm officially a gradu-wait, what do I do now?
Education is priceless, but can we talk about how much this hat and robe rental costs?
Someone told me to follow my dreams so after this I'm going back to bed.
'Magnificum Debtum' - with great debt, comes great responsibility.
The road less traveled is probably less traveled for a reason. But hey, at least my diploma has a pretty font.
As I graduate, I’d like to thank coffee for allowing me to get to this stage—no, literally, the stage where I'm getting my diploma.
Four years of caffeine, tears, and naps, and all I got was this piece of paper and a funny hat.
Dear life, please note that I am officially available for adulting, effective immediately.
Graduation: Where 'commence' means 'begin' and 'ceremony' means 'let's take so many pictures even your phone gets tired.'
My greatest college achievement was learning how to cite sources in APA by heart. Useless, but impressive.
Remember: the diploma looks just as impressive if you slide it into the frame from the back.
I was told there would be a job at the end of this rainbow. Must be invisible ink.
Here's to swapping student loans for Netflix subscriptions.
Let’s all take a moment of silence for the group project members who actually did nothing.
I finally did that 'graduate at the top of my class' thing. Turns out, the height of your cap doesn't matter.
My career plan is still loading, but hey, I've got a spinning circle of hope!
Just because I have a diploma, doesn’t mean I'm ready to stop using Wikipedia.
If you think the final was hard, wait until you see my first attempt at a tax return.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but it sure has made a lot of people stumble across this stage today.
If life is a game, does this gown make me a high-level wizard?
Some graduate with Latin honors, I’m just glad I graduated with some honor.
Graduation day: A socially acceptable time to wear a bathrobe in public.
Now that I'm graduating, I should probably warn Google that their search queries are about to plummet.
Today I am wearing the cap of victory. Tomorrow, probably a hairnet.
Here's to the nights we felt alive, the mornings we wished we weren't, and the road that lies uncertainly ahead.
My major was deadlines, with a minor in panic.
I skipped the walk down the aisle and sprinted towards escaping student loan debt.
Education is important, but big biceps are importanter. I mean more important. See, learning already!
Well, I did it. I graduated college without using algebra once.
They gave me a piece of paper, but I’m still trying to fold it into a job offer.
If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment when your friends do.
My gown isn’t black. It’s dark gray from all the ashes of my burnt homework.
Education is a debt owed to society, payable to the next generation—preferably in small, unmarked bills.
They said I couldn’t, but I graduated just to spite 'em. Take that, nana.
I’ve peaked at 22. It’s all downhill from here. Literally, this stage is elevated.
The library was a place for studying. And by studying, I mean secretly eating snacks and napping in the quiet zone.
They call it 'commencement' because 'good luck figuring out adulthood' was already taken.
On graduation day, my mind is like my internet browser: 17 tabs open, 3 of them frozen, and no idea where the music is coming from.
This hat isn’t big enough to contain my brains or my ego.
I studied so hard I still see multiple choice answers when I blink. Oh look, the answer's C. Always pick C.
You haven’t experienced true fear until you’ve opened your diploma holder to check if it's really in there.
They say the tassel's worth the hassle, but hell, I’d have taken just the tassel.
You know you're a graduate when you're thrilled to go to bed before midnight.
I was told my graduation cap would fit all my hopes and dreams. They lied – it’s barely enough for a sandwich.
Got my degree, but I think my real achievement is not setting the dorm on fire. Not even once.
May your graduation be the beginning of a future where your selfies include actual paychecks.
I did the 'bachelor' thing before it was a reality show. It included fewer roses and more coffee stains.
Ready to go from undergrad to underemployed!
I graduated so now I'm like smart and stuff, right?
We're all just a bunch of graduates trying to avoid a collision with the real world.
The only job where you get to wear a gown to work is as a judge, but this will do for today.
Today is the end of binge-watching lectures at 2x speed. Time to binge-watch life at 1x.
I've loved my time in college, especially those three minutes of charging my laptop between classes.
