Coffee Whispers: Sips of Inspiration and Humor

A cup of coffee is a hug in a mug.

The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. - Sir James Mackintosh

Life happens, coffee helps.

Coffee is a language in itself. - Jackie Chan

May your coffee kick in before reality does.

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. - Hugh Jackman

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot

Coffee first. Schemes later.

Coffee: because crack is bad for you.

Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists but that doesn’t mean you have to like it.

Espresso yourself.

Coffee – because anger management is too expensive.

Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.

Friends don't let friends drink bad coffee.

Wanna hear a joke? Decaf.

Life's too short for bad coffee.

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.

Coffee is the best medicine.

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.

Drink coffee and do good.

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. - Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Coffee first, adulting second.

Coffee is not a drink. It's a moment of pleasure.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

All you need is love and more coffee.

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. - Terri Guillemets

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? - Cassandra Clare

But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world. - Thomas Jefferson

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for 'Before Coffee'.

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.

Creativity is just intelligence having fun, and we all know intelligence begins with a good cup of coffee.

Great ideas start with brainstorming, greater ideas start with coffee.

Life is too short for anything less than excellent coffee.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self. - Terry Pratchett

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.

Rise and grind.

Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world. - Thomas Jefferson

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? - Jean Kerr

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin.

Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. - Terry Pratchett

Coffee, because adulting is hard.

Drink coffee: do stupid things faster with more energy.

I never laugh until I've had my coffee. - Clark Gable

Keep your head high, your glutes tight, and your coffee strong.

Coffee: Starter fluid for the morning impaired.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. - Justina Chen Headley

I’ll take a coffee with my sunshine.

Coffee makes everything possible.

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Coffee – the fuel that drives my dreams.

A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away.

Coffee, spelled backwards, is eeffoc. Just know that I don’t give eeffoc until I’ve had my coffee.

People say money can't buy happiness. They lie. Money buys coffee, coffee makes me happy!

Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairytales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life!

Coffee is a way to say to your brain: 'It's time to wake up and smell the stress.'

I find it fascinating that coffee can either energize you or calm you down, depending on your need. It's like a liquid superpower.

The road to success is paved in coffee beans.

Given enough coffee, anything is possible.

Coffee: the most important meal of the day.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

In coffee we trust.

Coffee is the best solution to any problem.

My blood type is Coffee-positive.

I brew, therefore I am.

Keep calm and drink coffee.

Coffee is a way of setting time aside for oneself. - Colette

Java and joy: the perfect blend.

Coffee first, talkie later.

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

If you're not coffee, chocolate, or bacon, I'm going to need you to go away.

Coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.

Good ideas start with brainstorming. Great ideas start with coffee.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand and a cup of coffee in the other.

If coffee can't fix it, it's a serious problem.

With enough coffee, I feel as though all things are possible. Many of them are highly unlikely, but they are possible. - Nanea Hoffman

Sometimes, I think can do anything. Then the coffee stops working.

Coffee: a liquid hug for your brain.

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

Coffee – because bad mornings deserve a second chance.

My morning coffee is like my own personal sunrise.

Life without coffee is scary. Let's not think about that.

Welcome to my home where free coffee is served daily.

No amount of therapy will ever compete with a strong espresso in the morning.

Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid. - Floyd Maxwell

If coffee were a Pokémon, it would be called 'Stimulatte'.

A world without coffee is no world at all.

Be strong, I whisper to my coffee.

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee... It's called sleeping.

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.

There is no problem so severe that coffee cannot fix it.

Coffee, the condiment in the sauce of life.

Coffee is not just a beverage, it’s a cup of liquid sanity.

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women... - Orson Welles

Some days, the best thing about the job is that the chair spins and there's coffee.

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - Ethiopian Proverb

When life gives you coffee beans, make coffee.

There's too much blood in my coffee stream.