Funny Senior Quotes: A Collection of Hilarious Farewells to High School

When life gives you lemons, it's probably because you forgot to do your homework.

I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen Batman at school and me at the same time?

Why be moody when you can shake your booty?

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me updates.

Some graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

My dog ate my homework and my diploma is the proof.

Remember, life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time... unless you've mastered time travel.

I'm like a single comma in a Shakespeare play, out of place but trying to make it work.

Started from the bottom now we're slightly above the bottom.

Education is important, but big biceps are importanter.

May your cap fly as high as your dreams, but not so high that you can't afford rent.

Now that I've graduated, watch me go use ALL that math in real life.

Not only did I survive high school, but I survived it without using quicksand once.

They asked me to write something. So here's something.

High School was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire. And the ground was on fire. Everything was on fire because it was school.

I'm the king of excuses. I’d list some, but I’m too lazy.

I like my coffee like I like my grades... non-existent.

High school looked great on TV but it was nothing like 'High School Musical'.

History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it in a meme.

Finally out of here. To my bed, I steer.

I know I did the math right, but the answer to my attendance is wrong.

I came, I saw, and I made it awkward.

My favorite subject in school was days off.

Siri, write my senior quote.

Well, I didn't trip on stage. Today was a good day.

I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.

Apparently, you can't just skip the hard levels of life, unlike in video games.

This diploma is my ticket to the real world – now where's the entrance?

If I'm still wearing this gown in a week, someone check on me.

I did my best to see if procrastination works in the long run. Spoiler: it does.

If school has taught me anything, it's texting without looking.

Remember, if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your nonsense.

I finally learned how to right good.

The most valuable thing I learned in school was the power of nodding and pretending to understand.

I didn’t choose the senior life, the senior life got stuck to me like gum under a desk.

It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun.

My GPA says 'procrastinate now and panic later.'

I am not a senior, I am merely a fourth-year student victim of time's inevitable progression.

Some people graduate with Latin honors, I'm just honorably Latin.

I peaked on the day I was born.

I'm ready to pursue my dream of not waking up for class.

Mom, I still don't know what to put here.

High school was the longest four-year one-liner I've ever heard.

This wasn't like High School Musical at all.

If you've never seen me at my worst... You're lucky.

I asked Google what my senior quote should be, and this is what I got.

If you're reading this, future me, put down the pizza and do something.

Senioritis is contagious and there's no vaccine.

They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a legend.

I'm like 2020 – uneventful but will be remembered forever.

I've got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing, like my motivation.

If life is a game, I wish I could've seen the tutorial.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but it does make a really interesting story.

Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

I'll miss the cafeteria's pizza, said no one ever.

Hakuna Matata: it means no worries, except student loans.

Not all math problems solve real-life problems. For instance, I still can't divide zero friends by zero social life.

Congratulations to my coffee for getting me through high school.

They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment.

If anyone needs a break after high school, it’s my parents.

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety. Like, “Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people I know.”

If homework is like candy, then I must be on a diet.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're probably drunk.

High school was easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're in hell.

My senior year was a piece of cake. Unbaked. Unmixed. Just flour and water.

If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe you just suck.

They gave me a diploma for attending a lot of parties with a little bit of class in between.

Now I know the ABC's of life: Always Be Caffeinating.

I finally learned how to spell bananas without singing the Gwen Stefani song, and that's what I call growth.

'Senioritis' is not covered by my health insurance.

My locker was always open, but my textbooks never were.

If the Earth is not flat, explain how my grades are on a downward slope.

If you follow your dreams, you might get lost.

The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I'll never be a wizard.

Of course, I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

I didn't choose the senior life; the senior life looked at my attendance and chose me.

Turns out not participating in the group project is "frowned upon" in the real world.

Can I stay for another year? I just found where the bathrooms are.

Now to remember to set my alarm for PM not AM for my afternoon naps.

If I’ve learned one thing in school it’s that these quotes are the only thing that matter.

Yes, I know the muffin man. Who do you think gave me his homework answers?

I only learned to make paper airplanes in school. To be fair, I learned a lot about aerodynamics.

Future me, if you're rich, remember past you got you there. Don't be stingy with the time machine.

Waking up for school will be a lot harder when it’s not for school anymore.

Yes, mum, I’m smiling in the photo, but I’m crying on the inside because you’re still not letting me get a dog.

If there were a class in procrastination, I would do it tomorrow.

Remember that guy who gave up? Neither does anyone else.

My A's turned to B's, and so did my dreams.

High school was my poker face. It’s a good thing life is blackjack.

School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it's gone.

I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

If you think my senior year was a joke, wait till you see my life.