Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says moo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to invite me in?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I watch that sad movie!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hang out tonight?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it, it’s pointless!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow-go.
Cow-go who?
Cow-go moo, not who!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door or I’ll start telling more jokes!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I'll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Let's.
Let's who?
Let's go for an adventure!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be wrapped up in a big warm hug?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m reading!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and listen to this joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just another joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I knew you were a nut!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in, it’s raining outside!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me today?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know, I've forgotten the joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you of a punchline!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Butterfly.
Butterfly who?
Butterfly a new kite for the park!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca picnic, you bring the drinks!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I thought I’d say hi!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I thought it was a good joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good, Hawaii you?
