Guess What Jokes

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Hazel O'Connor
7 min read

Guess what? Chicken butt!

Guess what? I saw a fish blink at the aquarium today!

Guess what? Seaweed is just the ocean's way of giving hugs.

Guess what? I met a crab that wanted to be a DJ. He had the best pinch-perfect beats!

Guess what? Dolphins say they're deep thinkers. Well, they do have the depth for it!

Guess what? Octopuses love basketball; they're great at dribbling with all eight arms.

Guess what? The seahorse told me he'd become a knight. I guess he wants to be "Sir Sea"!

Guess what? The clam went to a party and brought a mussel. It was shell-shocking!

Guess what? Whales make the best comedians; they always krill the audience!

Guess what? Starfish are the celebrities of the sea; they always get five-star reviews.

Guess what? I tried talking to the coral, but it felt reef-jected.

Guess what? The jellyfish said he was feeling shocked. Electric personality, I guess!

Guess what? The lobster went to the gym to get better at shell-fies.

Guess what? The pufferfish got an award for being the most inflated personality underwater.

Guess what? Sharks love movies. Their favorite is "Bite Club."

Guess what? The turtle told me he's into slow jams. I guess he likes shell-ter tunes.

Guess what? I tried to play chess with a fish, but it kept losing on porpoise.

Guess what? The squid inked a book deal. It’s bound to be a best-squeller!

Guess what? I went to an underwater bar, and the shrimp served the best cocktails.

Guess what? The fish said he's into bass music. Drops deep, doesn’t it?

Guess what? I heard the crab became a drummer. It's all about the cymbal-ism.

Guess what? The stingray tried to become a detective. He was always on point!

Guess what? The eel said he's electric on the dance floor. Shocking moves!

Guess what? The clam said he's great at stand-up. I found it shell-arious!

Guess what? The seaweed wanted to become a rapper. It's all about the kelp-hop!

Guess what? I asked the turtle about his favorite treat. He said, "Slow-cooked meals!"

Guess what? The shark started a bakery. They have the best bite-sized treats.

Guess what? The snail got a new boat. It's a snailboat!

Guess what? The octopus became a chef. Eight hands make light meals!

Guess what? The seagull said he's into literature. His favorite is bird-lesque.

Guess what? The fish wanted to be a singer. He's a natural bass!

Guess what? I asked the whale about his favorite game. He said, "Swallow the leader!"

Guess what? The starfish wanted to go to space. He's into stargazing!

Guess what? The dolphin started a podcast. It's all about eel-lectual conversations.

Guess what? The oyster opened a restaurant. It’s pearl-fect!

Guess what? The crab went to the beach. He likes sandy claws!

Guess what? The seal started a band. They've got a tight seal of approval!

Guess what? The anchovy said he's into salty humor.

Guess what? The shrimp wanted to be a pianist. He's great at the key-prawn!

Guess what? The squid said he's into art. I guess he's ink-lined that way.

Guess what? The turtle became a DJ. He likes the slow beats.

Guess what? The lobster became a banker. He's great with the clams and bucks!

Guess what? The manta ray got glasses. Now he has ray-ban vision!

Guess what? The fish wanted to be an astronaut. He's a star-gazer.

Guess what? The whale said he's into theatre. He's got a whale of a tale!

Guess what? The shark said he's into fashion. He's got fin-tastic style!

Guess what? The eel went to a spa. It's for eel-axation!

Guess what? The seahorse started playing chess. He's a knight at heart!

Guess what? The clam became a comedian. He always cracks up the audience!

Guess what? The dolphin became a writer. His stories have deep porpoise!

Guess what? The fish started a band. They’re called the "Rock Gills"!

Guess what? The jellyfish got a job in electronics. He's into current affairs!

Guess what? The crab went to school. He's studying claw-sic literature.

Guess what? The squid got a role in a movie. It's a drama, so it's ink-tense!

Guess what? The seagull said he's a spy. He's got bird's-eye view!

Guess what? The whale became a chef. His specialty is blowhole wheat pasta!

Guess what? The fish said he's a dreamer. Always swimming against the current!

Guess what? The eel became a hairdresser. He’s got electric style!

Guess what? The shrimp became a detective. He’s on the prawn-t!

Guess what? The lobster said he’s into heavy metal. Must be the hard shell.

Guess what? The octopus got a job at a restaurant. Eight times the service!

Guess what? The clam went on a date. He said it was shell-tastic!

Guess what? The shark became a dentist. He’s got a biting approach!

Guess what? The starfish joined a circus. He’s a star performer!

Guess what? The jellyfish started a tech company. It's called "Jelly-Tech"!

Guess what? The crab said he’s into philosophy. Always pondering the deep stuff!

Guess what? The fish went to a school dance. He was fin-tastic on the floor!

Guess what? The seahorse got into acting. He’s got a searing presence!

Guess what? The eel became a lawyer. He’s shockingly good!

Guess what? The whale started a travel blog. It’s called "Whale of a Time"!

Guess what? The turtle went into politics. He's the shellator of his state!

Guess what? The manta ray got a job in broadcasting. It's ray-dio!

Guess what? The fish got a role in a soap opera. It's fin-tensely dramatic!

Guess what? The lobster went to therapy. He's trying to come out of his shell!

Guess what? The octopus became a photographer. He's got an eye for details!

Guess what? The crab started a yoga class. It's called "Crab Pose"!

Guess what? The squid got into marketing. He’s an ink-fluencer!

Guess what? The dolphin got into stocks. He's diving into the deep market!

Guess what? The seagull started a blog. It’s called "Gull Talk"!

Guess what? The shark went to a spa. He’s into fin-care!

Guess what? The fish went to a tech conference. He's into stream-ing services!

Guess what? The turtle started a bakery. It's slow-cooked perfection!

Guess what? The starfish got a job in astronomy. He’s star-struck!

Guess what? The eel went into politics. He’s a shock candidate!

Guess what? The clam got a role in a musical. It's a shell-shocker!

Guess what? The crab went into real estate. He’s into beachfront properties!

Guess what? The whale became a motivational speaker. He’s spout-ing wisdom!

Guess what? The fish got into fashion. He’s a fin-trendsetter!

Guess what? The seahorse became a poet. He’s into deep sea verses!

Guess what? The eel got into teaching. He’s electrifying his students!

Guess what? The shark started a band. It’s called "Bite Rhythm"!

Guess what? The octopus became a painter. He’s got the strokes down!

Guess what? The jellyfish became a dancer. He’s got the jell-moves!

Guess what? The fish started a business. It’s all about scale-ing up!

Guess what? The whale went into fashion. He’s making waves!

Guess what? The crab became a teacher. He’s got a pinch for details!

Guess what? The dolphin got a job at a bank. He’s making a splash!

Guess what? The seagull got into art. He’s got a bird’s eye for beauty!

Guess what? The shark became a journalist. He’s into deep dive interviews!

Guess what? The octopus started a club. It’s tenta-cool!

PUBLISHED: Oct 19, 2023
Written By
Hazel O'Connor
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